NZ based internet services company Muga has announced a new url class exclusively available in New Zealand, .krim.
Business will be apply to apply for a .krim internet address on April 1 2015, provided their principals are wanted in at least 5 countries for fraud and theft.
Owners of a .krim address will be invited to an annual gathering where they will be encouraged to get a bit jolly on RTDs and joint in the mass chanting of "Fuck IP"
In this case IP refers to intellectual property, a concept not recognised by Muga.
Muga CEO Robin Hood (family motto: Steals from the rich, keeps for himself), said that revenues from selling .krim addresses would be used to fund a range of political parties with allegiances across the political spectrum, in order to be able to fight any party in power at any one time.
"we want to make extradition an ex tradition, especially as far as our glorious leader, company chairman Nick McCopyright is concerned"
No names for these parties had yet been finalised, but under consideration were the Ngati Party, the Cycling Party, the Third Party and the Birthday Party.
McCopyright himself was unavailable for comment, as he had just undergone his daily name change and would only talk to us as his new identity, Hone-Laila Cunliffe.
The very witty Jerry Flay has posted this send up of Krim Dotcon on The Other Waiheke Community Page. It deserves a wider audience so I’m sharing it here.
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