He was only able to access one case file this time, but it is quite interesting, as it appears to be a session between Dr Applecart and a patient referred to only as Krim......
"So perhaps you could tell me about your dream?"
"Ja ja, ze dream. I haf had it zince I was der liddle boy. And I still haf it now I am der big boy"
"You certainly are that. So what exactly is the dream?"
" Zo, it is like dis. Vun day I would be able to live in ze country where everybodies likes me. Vell, maybe not der everybodies, but at least der zumbodies. And in zis country, zere will be nobodies who are bullying me"
"Allo? Zis is Krim. Who? Sony? Tell zem to fuck off"
Puts down phone.
"Zorry, ze bastards is on my suitcase. No, not ze bastards, I must be der politically correct now I am ze party leader. Party party, heh!. What did Honkey tell me to zay? Ze white muttifuckers is on my case"
"So how does forming a political party help the dream?"
"Ha, yes, dat is der gut question. Zis is gut, you vill be liking zis vun. I gather together all ze losers, ze has beens, ze never will be's and ze haters, and I give zem der dollars. Then zey vill like me for sure. And because zey are ze lefty scum, ze media vill side with zem and like me too. How about zat? Even Goebbels would be impressed.”
"Ja, Krim here. Who? Apple? Tell ze wankers I phone zem back. Haha, yes, of course it is ze joke. I will never phone zem back"
Puts phone down.
"It has been alleged you are not in fact following your dream at all, just conducting a one man crusade against John Key?"
"Ja ja, is true. Ze fucker has threatened to let me be extradited to ze USA to face charges. If zis happens, I have no chance against ze corporate America, ZE FBI, ze Jews and ze others. Plus I am der guilty as fuck"
"So the dream is a self defined metaphor to obfuscate your desire for revenge?"
"Maybe. My English, he is not zo gut"
"Krim, were you ever abused as a child?"
"Ja, all der time. I am walking down der strasse, and ze udder boys are shouting "Who ate all ze berliners? You fat bastard you fat bastard, you ate all ze berliners. "
"And did this worry you?"
"Nein. I knew anudder shop where zey still had zum left"
"I mean did this do you any mental damage? Did you feel hurt, inadequate, maybe driven to get back at them?"
"Ja, of course. And zo I hack into zere computers and plant ze gay nazi porn. Haha, zen I email der parents and tell zem where to look"
"And did this help?"
"Ja, it did. Zey were all hanging zemsleves. No more abuse"
"Ok, thanks Krim, that was revealing. We are out of time, but will pick up again next week"
By Jerry Flay